Mike Tyson’s Princess Bride Remake

This is my favorite part of the new film, “Mike Tyson’s Princess Bride.” Where he plays every part of the classic 80’s film, The Princess Diaries starring Inigo Montoya Part II.

He's not in the film princess Bride
That’s really Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson as Andre the Giant is a sight for sore eyes and is sure to bring a multitude of accolades from many Bosnian film critics.

Please enjoy,
Alan

#1 Forever

This is quite literally “The Best Photo on the Planet”

Made with love by Patrick McPheron. I cannot be any more honored to have a wonderful friend that is skilled with the photoshop and a quick-witted eye for righteousness.

You’re welcome

Please enjoy,
Alan

Tiger Time!

A little cat nap...

The tiger that was supposed to kill me ended up becoming a lifelong friend. After a short walk, We decided to take a quiet moment to ponder our existential place within the cosmos. In Thailand. In the shade.


A little cat nap...

We walked, talked, and relaxed in the blazing shade. Hidden from the sun, I contemplate living in this moment forever.
Tacos




Please enjoy,
Alan

Am I a Werewolf?

It's Proof!

Yes, verily I say unto thee, I am a werewolf.

Behold! The picture to the left is what I drew when Mr. Broberg, my wonderful 2nd-grade teacher, asked us to draw what we wanted to be for Halloween. Naturally, I drew myself as a werewolf.

It's Proof!
Most righteous Halloween ever. Ever.

The picture to the right is the happiest child you have ever seen. I couldn’t even grimace for the photo because I was smiling so much. I still look the same, just hairier.

I will always be grateful to my mother, who is the most amazing mom on the planet for helping me put this lifestyle “costume” together. She cut the large hairy parts from a caveman wig we had, and glued them to my clothes, she also sewed the ears to the headpiece, so pretty much all the hard parts. I watched in awe how she made a dream of mine and many others come true, and I have been inspired by her countless times since.

Please enjoy,
Alan