Follow these three easy steps to become a legendary wizard.
1. Grow a Beard – The longer the better
2. Carry a Staff – Customize it to match your personal alignment
3. Do Magic – The real stuff…like summoning meteors and the like
*Robes are not required, but are suggested. Trust me, you will thank me when the cops pull you over.
Now, check out this guy.
This guy has no beard and no staff! I mean, come on! Also, his sword is objectively bad ass, but the robes are a little tattered. Above all, the thing that throws me off is the “Sports!” Seriously! Are there many wizards that are into sports?
Any sports wizards out there feel free to respond.